What Would Jane Do?
By Alexandra Pinkham
Published 12 February 2021
Grey hair, white hair,
Dyed hair, no hair,
Perms and buns
(Getting old looks fun)
The question though
Is which way will I go?
When I'm old (and grey? or white?)
And I'm shrinking out of sight
Will my follicles stand and fight
Or change their colour overnight?
Should I tamper, dye and pamper
Or will I be a happy camper?
Who to turn to for advice?
JASA answers in a trice:
'Before you choose your tresses' hue
Just ask yourself
What Would Jane Do?'