Australia Day Ballad

I was in Perth on this day
But it was torture.
I was in Perth on this day,
I want the air conditioner.

I’m here to watch the fireworks,
Right by the waterworks,
I was here to watch the fireworks
And you’d be a fool to think it is cool.

I was in Perth on this day
But it was torture.
I was in Perth on this day,
I want the air conditioner.

Just before the fireworks start,
I can’t take it anymore.
Just before the fireworks start,
I jump in the river.

While the fireworks explode,
I go back to my tent.
While the fireworks explode,
I take a sip from my Coca-Cola.

I was in Perth on this day
But it was torture,
I was in Perth on this day,
I want the air conditioner.