Eggs are things that come out of a chicken
And when they come out, you shouldn’t go lickin'
A chicken could be named Micken
A soccer ball, you use it for kickin'

It must hurt, giving birth to an egg
And when the chickens are done they must go to bed
They could even go and eat some bread
Chickens are great animals, they are very cool
Chickens are great animals, they might swim in a pool

They get cut up and put on a plate
And then you eat them at KFC, that I hate
Chop chop chop, they are dead now
And then people will go and kill a cow
Thank you for listening to my words of truth
Remember, us humans have a sweet tooth