Darwin Is The Goat

Darwizzy he makes defenders dizzy

When he’s about to score he makes the fans tizzy

Darwin is the goat 

Surely the other players will take note

Sometimes he takes trick shots

But every once and a while he takes a chipshot

Whenever he gets the ball and starts the attack

All the other players on his team start to slack

Whenever he passes the ball

All his teammates turn to prime Shaq

The roar of the fans cheering his name

And that is why he is the greatest in the game.