Monstrous truth about the Earth

Big white teslas roaming the place

Dinoes? Oh no! Look at their face!

These need to charge every day, 

Their batteries always burning the bay.

These aren't sustainable, don't you agree?

Be a good person and pay the fees!

No, not the money

Do you really think you deserve the honey?

Possums falling

Karens calling

Calling them darlings

Barely blinking.

Don't worry you won't be dying,

Just like your parents who were flying.

Belive me I'm not lying,

I hope you're now crying