My dog Kaos

My dog Kaos loves to run
as fast as a bullet shot from a gun.
He barks all night
squeezing behind the shed so tight.
His hair is so short like one of Santa's elves
but he is too big you can't fit him on a shelf.
He loves pats he loves to cuddle
he will even jump in that puddle.
He eats his food as quick as a flash
(Oh my god it costs a lot of cash.)
Running in circles so very quick
it's confusing it doesn't even make him sick.