My Stuffed Dog

It’s just a stuffed dog,
That’s what they say,
It doesn’t run around,
It just sits there and obeys.
It’s just a stuffed dog,
That may be true,
But he doesn’t put his nose,
Into people’s shoes.
It’s just a stuffed dog,
Yes, I agree,
But it doesn’t sit on your bed,
And do a giant pee.
It’s just a stuffed dog,
Yeah, I know,
But it’s not like a real dog,
It doesn’t bite your toe.
It’s just a stuffed dog,
But it’s better than a real dog,
It’s a special dog,
It’s MY stuffed dog.