Ode to soft pipes

Soft pipes drip drip drip

Leaking and bending and twisting

An old man's shower water

Sulfur galore

Enough to make a grown man faint

Old underwear

Big old boots

Ukulele

Floats down

My old pet goldie gets flushed

Toxic water 

5 eyes, 2 tails, 4 ears

Soft pipes it floats 

Down

Together they drown

In a wet world