O'L MY FRENCH

O’L MY FRENCH!

Today I was walking, and I stubbed my toe.

O’L MY FRENCH!

Today I was working at the till getting my bill and I scanned my shoe and had to pay for it again.

O’L MY FRENCH!

Today I was showering and fell, hit my head and now I am concussed.

O’L MY FRENCH!

Today I was feeding my dog and I accidentally ate because I thought it was chocolate and now I have explosive diarrhea.

O’L MY FRENCH!

Today I was walking and saw a fault in the pipes, so I went over to check it out and it exploded in my face.

O’L MY FRENCH!

Today there was fire but I was so tired so I lay there and let it burn me away, luckily I am still alive but missing some extremities.

O’L MY FRENCH!

Today was another unlucky day O’L MY FRENCH!