Totally real poem

Hello my dearest friends

Today you will see

I have many many problems

and by many I mean three

My problem number one

There are not enough cookies

But if we get more delicious treats

People will come for lookies

My problem number two

Cake is not eaten enough

And if somebody disagrees with me

Somebody should call their bluff

My last of last problems

Why can't other people see?

This really would be useful

Flying cars would really be key

Okay, I think this is enough

My pen is currantly screaming

If you disliked my beautiful poem

I shall go to seek redeeming