I was born in England
In my mum and dad's next door neighbour's house.
I would never divorce my husband, Teddy.
At night I fly in my dreams
Then fall to the ground in my nightmares.
Once I travelled back to my home country
In the company of Tim Tams.
My fur is as ginger as autumn leaves.
My eyes as black as mini M&Ms.

I am Kiwi, the kiwi.